FUCK THE NOISE... JUST WRITE!

David Lewis, ex screw, Navy diver, bouncer, nightclub owner and  sometime Private Inquiry agent, who still works for Centurion Armoured  as an armoured vehicle operator, is back and in more trouble than Brick  Bradford. After years of scamming and moving in some seedy circles  making a dirty dollar, Lewis has left Sydney's Northern Beaches for a  tree change, buying a farm north in the quiet and picturesque Mt Seaview  region on the New South Wales Mid-North Coast. Where yet another  involvement in a scheme to make some lucrative spondoolies with lurk  merchant Seedy Phil Moore lands David into contact with career criminal,  Steve Forbes, a nasty piece of work who wants David to join him on an  audacious heist that will make them both rich if they can manage to pull  it off, while still trying to keep a couple of steps ahead of each  other. As if that wasn't enough on his plate, Lewis's good friends, the  Lambs, turn to him for help with a big problem of their own with a  couple of bikies from the Sydney Chapter of The Animals OMG, who have  fronted up for a piece of the action from the Baa Baa's erotic internet  amateur dirty talking business. Lewis, who is old school, doesn't  believe in letting friends down and is always on the hunt for a quid  smells what he thinks will be an easy earn. But it isn't all doom and  gloom. David meets up with an old flame and former Federal police  officer, Rachel Dawes, who manages to cast a spell on him with a  penchant for her own brand of kinkiness. The scene is set for possibly  the biggest and most dangerous rort of Lewis's life.